1428 Abbey RD AKA The Vampire-Proof House

Vampires beware!
If you come here, you'll surely end up as a pile of dust.
Inara Srini, vampire slayer, resides here, and her house is completely vampire proof. If you'd like to know why, just step inside! Devices which detect and kill vampires are placed around the house at every entrance, garlic resides almost everywhere, and weapons are in almost every cabinet.
So, please, vampires, come one, come all!
To the vampire safehouse.